Finally something that combines my love of Mortal Kombat type games and electoral politics, check out this new game by Atom Films called Kung-Fu Election. Check it out now! Oh, and here’s the lyrics to the introductory song to the game:
Election time and I’m in the mood for
nunchucks, ninjas, and Chinese food.
I should get informed and watch the news,
but all I can think about is fighting Kung-fu!
I don’t wanna think the issues through,
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!
It’s not my problem I’ll leave it to you,
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!
Punch, flip, sweep, kick
Bush, Cheney, George, Dick
Replace them with…?
Who will you pick?
Block, duck, elbow, knee
Bomb the middle east?
We don’t agree
So I vote for Bruce Lee!
Stay in Iraq well yes, no, maybe?
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!
Healthcare crisis so don’t get rabies.
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!
Bomb Iran for World War III?
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!
It’s not my problem don’t look at me.
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!
And all our jobs went to China,
but at least we stole their fighting skills!
Global warming and the rising sea.
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!
Katrina heck of a job Brownie.
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!
From middle class to poverty.
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!
It’s not my problem don’t look at me.
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby! Let’s go!
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1 user commented in " 2008 Presidential Race: Now With Kung-Fu Action Grip, KungFuElection.com "
Follow-up comment rss or Leave a TrackbackThat’s my son, Jason Oda, on that video — he had to change his lyrics before the site would post:
used to be:
Replace these pricks
Who will you pick?
now it’s:
Replace them with…?
Who will you pick?
Oh well,
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